plot twist: you find your parents tumblr
mrsweasley: Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they fucking did, and I lost it.
illusemywords: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
Beijing Vs London
Beijing: We must be classy and perfect and mature.
London: WE WANT A FUCKING FORTY FOOT TALL VOLDEMORT, THANKS!
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
businessofmisery-: these ladies are my idols
shawcago: “i declare these fry cook games OPEN”